Middle Man Blues
*Add your favorite blues riff*
Is dis da Winter of My Discontent?
I can't seem to keep no money,
Can hardly pay da rent.
My beans burn in da kitchen.
Aint got no propane for da grill.
Can't afford to buy da refined gas,
Gotta push da car up da hill.
Big Daddy's on da chemo.
Obama's knockin' at da door.
Somehow I'm still in da five percent,
How dis bitch gonna pay any more?
Aint got no presents.
Aint got no tree.
Can't shake these blues
That are hangin' on me.
I got me some puppies.
They aint got no bones.
If we don't pay da banker man...
They aint gonna have no home.
We got a Sugar Daddy up North
Says he's gonna make da deals.
He say it be any day, for many days...
"Girl you sittin' on extra,
You aint gonna miss no meals."
Middle man is disappearin'
Aint no government check for me.
They say I got too much to qualify,
But how can dat be?
If no good deed goes unpunished,
But every dog has its day.
Things has gots to do some changin'
That's all I'm gonna say.