Middle Man Blues

*Add your favorite blues riff*

Is dis da Winter of My Discontent?

I can't seem to keep no money,

Can hardly pay da rent.

My beans burn in da kitchen.

Aint got no propane for da grill.

Can't afford to buy da refined gas,

Gotta push da car up da hill.

Big Daddy's on da chemo.

Obama's knockin' at da door.

Somehow I'm still in da five percent,

How dis bitch gonna pay any more?

Aint got no presents.

Aint got no tree.

Can't shake these blues

That are hangin' on me.

I got me some puppies.

They aint got no bones.

If we don't pay da banker man...

They aint gonna have no home.

We got a Sugar Daddy up North

Says he's gonna make da deals.

He say it be any day, for many days...

"Girl you sittin' on extra,

You aint gonna miss no meals."

Middle man is disappearin'

Aint no government check for me.

They say I got too much to qualify,

But how can dat be?

If no good deed goes unpunished,

But every dog has its day.

Things has gots to do some changin'

That's all I'm gonna say.

I saw a bright, majestic, red bird,

 A cardinal that landed on my tree.

It watched me through my window,

Staring eye to eye, directly at me.

It seemed to know a secret,

One that I had not been told.

Perhaps the mysteries of the ages

In his wings he did enfold.

The cold was all around him,

Ice glittered, snow danced.

Though this deserted aviator held tightly to his perch,

Alone on that solitary branch.

Sky above him,

Earth below...

Where would he journey next?

Neither one of us seemed to know.

He stayed for only one more moment,

This brief juncture in time.

We shared an inquisitive glance.

We shared an effortless rhyme.

Merry Christmas. In memory of my grandmother, Katherine Burris.

More Choices

Everyone likes to have choices, especially when it comes to your jewelry dollar.  Today, while having my second cup of coffee, I came up with an idea that I would like to share with you for FREE.  Many of my readers know that I am an estate jeweler as well as a rabid bead-er.  I am obsessed with beautiful estate and antique finds with brooches being at the top of my list.  I have attempted to utilize my brooch collection in a number of ways with beads, but have often been frustrated by how the pin attaches to the beads; often way too many beads and not enough pin.  I have also purchased adapters in the past to make my brooches into pendants, but often times the brooch pins are soldered on in a way that makes them a little top heavy or what I like to call "tippy." [Good to be tippy, not to wear tippy] Neither of these are good looks.  So today, I thought why couldn't a person put on two lobster claw clasps or closures of choice?  I originally saw this done in a watch line that had beaded bracelets and then interchangeable watches.  I have never seen this done with larger scale beaded items.  I have seen magnetic closures that are interchangeable, but can't be used on estate jewelry.  As with most jewelry, many ideas have been implemented in the past.  Just because I haven't seen it yet, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.  However, I think that this idea has a lot of fabulous implications in my own design line, as well as ways of stretching the almighty jewelry dollar.  Please take a moment to check this out.

This is a lovely strand of beads that I strung this morning.  It is a basically neutral, Autumn friendly color palette that could be worn with many fashion choices.

These are the two lobster claw clasps I chose.  Here you can see that when used alone, they perform the same function as a closure.

Here I have added just a 2" chain to give me a little extra length if I need it.  Many times, these will be strung or soldered on a necklace for convenience.  Now on many noble metal chains there will be "o" rings soldered at sixteen, eighteen, and twenty inches.  This is a great feature if you have bought your chain or necklace that way.  However, if you have a bench jeweler solder on "o" rings, you will pay a significant amount of moolah.  I don't think this is a great value for a casual, once-in-a-while beaded necklace.  The other idea here, is that any costume chain may be used to create this length.  A client could keep one seven inch rolo chain [bracelet length] in several metal choices in his or her jewelry box, to increase the size of a necklace at any given time.

In this photo, I have added a brooch.  Notice that the lobster claws secure to both sides of the brooch pin keeping it centered.  This also works when the brooch is set as a pendant in the middle of the wearer's neck.

Snazzy, focal addition to these lovely beads. Here are some other choices:

 How about this one?

This is a lot of variety for one simple necklace.  Think about this concept applied to a beautiful pearl strand. [No longer Granny's pearl necklace.]  Please contact me if you have any beaded necklaces you would like changed.  Happy Beading.

Lisa Hoffman Beauty

With all the jewelry available to purchase, I very seldom encourage my readers to buy another designer...and certainly not on my page.  However, I would like to go on record as saying this product is one of the most exciting I have seen in a long time.  The item shown is basically a fabulous little charm/locket that comes in your choice of several costume metals and has a decent sized universal bail which can then move the charm for a multitude of wearing options. Included with one's purchase is one or two little jars of perfumed beads.   Put the beads in the charm, and voila, you carry the most amazing scent with you.

The key to the success of this item is the fabulous scents.  I made my purchase from HSN for around $60.  The scents that were included in my selection: French Clary Sage and Madagascar Orchid. Each of these scents are clean, unique, and enchanting!  There are many advantages to these "jewelry with benefits" pieces!  First of all, you constantly carry the most amazing and inviting scents with you that do not overwhelm the surrounding public! Secondly, there is no damage to clothing or sensitive jewelry such as turquoise, coral, pearls, or opals  from the over spray.  Finally, it is so easy to control how much scent you wear by controlling the number of scented beads you put in your charm.  There are other scents available, some of the are: Japanese Agarwood, Tunisian Neroli, and Tuscan Fig.  I know I can wait to try the others!  There are also several bracelet colors, pendants, and earrings available.  I am seriously thinking about buying more of the charms, and I never do that!  I think this is a WONDERFUL gift to give a bride/bridesmaids, a new mom, a young adult, or anyone of any age that wants to feel fabulous!

Designer Lisa Hoffman, wife of Academy Award Winning actor, Dustin Hoffman, shines in this collection.  She has created a product that is not only beautiful, but smart.  There are so many fragrance options as well as wearing options that make this a real winner.  I wouldn't be a designer if I did not have at least one suggestion...so here it is:  please make a charm that is available in sterling silver or 14K gold for your jewelry girls that prefer the fine metals.  I highly encourage my readers and jewelry clients to try this excellent product.  

Designing Women...Jewelry, That Is!

Over the years, many customers have asked me from where I get my inspirations.  In regard to my color palettes, I use the Gulf of Mexico and the deserts of the Southwest.  I am also a lover of bright "Fiesta" colors.  My favorite metal is definitely silver.  My favorite gemstones are turquoise, Amazonite,  pearls, emeralds, moonstones, rutilated quartz, citrine, and diamonds.  As I continue to live on this planet, I am constantly inspired by other women.  We are "steel magnolias."  Most women I know are in constant motion from one job or responsibility to the next.  Not only do we work hard, most of us put a significant amount of effort and resources into looking good while we do it!  To that end, I thought I would list some of my favorite female designers.  If you don't know some or any of these designers, do yourself a favor and check them out.  Their art work is as unique and lovely as each one of these multifaceted women.

Elaina K. Llewellyn

Favorite Up and Coming Designer

Elaina Katherine Llewellyn is 15 years old, and pretty good at most things she has tried in her young life. However, one thing she excels in is art and specifically sculpting.  She has grown up in the jewelry business! It is only natural that she would sculpt her highly individualized and humorous creatures into wonderful, one-of-a-kind wearable creations.  Am I biased about her talent?  You betcha!  I am her mom!  Do I want her in my business?  You better believe it!  Nepotism aside,  I know what sells in the retail jewelry business, and I know Elaina has talent!  Here are some of her pieces:

  

10. LOREE RODKIN

 

Loree is THE rock and roll jeweler!  She has a unique vision that incorporates several design styles and art periods.  She has has ornate crosses mounted in leather, she has rings that are worn on several fingers at the same time, which make the stones seem to float on the fingers, and she layers chains and fobs that glide effortlessly on the neck.  This much ease requires a great deal of effort and detail in design.  She is also an innovator because she created this now popular look that other designers, me included, imitate!  She has a Medieval, Gothic "vibe" to her pieces that make her a favorite to iconic personalities such as Cher and Madonna..  Loree made a huge score by being chosen by Michele Obama to accessorize one of her inaugural ensembles.  For this choice assignment, Loree's work will be added to the permanent collection at the Smithsonian!  I am a huge fan of her crosses.  They are intricate, complex, and beautiful, just like Loree Rodkin.

An example of Ms. Rodkin's floating ring

 

Maltese cross mounted on large leather cuff

9. JOAN RIVERS

Can we talk? ( One of the catch phrases of my youth that Joan made famous.)  If we are going to talk, then let's talk about a lady who has taken the fashion industry by storm!  Her insightful jabs and pithy puns have changed the fashion industry one fashion disaster or diva at a time!  Not only has she ruled the red carpet, or been the leader of the "Joan Rangers" on  Entertainment TV's Fashion Police, she has headed a design team for QVC which specializes in beautiful fashion jewelry, clothing, and accessories since 1990.  Many people love Joan's limited edition brooches which are spectacular.  From filling in a thinning hairline, to selling a well-fitted jacket, Joan is there.  Ms. Rivers turned 80 this year, with no signs of slowing down!  You are a petite dynamo Ms. Joan.  You are also a wonderful role model to women every where!  You lead women by example in regard to personal strength and humor and style.  You are one of the most fearless comediennes I have ever heard!  Thanks for all you do!

 

An example of Joan's limited edition brooches

8.  SONIA BITTON

A native of France, Sonia works in her jewelry manufacturing facility in New York City.  She has wonderfully interesting designs that bond the world's of jewelry art and jewelry engineering.  Sonia Bitton  is a smart jewelry designer.  Not only does she created incredibly detailed and seamlessly executed jewelry, she designs pieces that can be worn in different ways. Would you like a ring that may be turned into a pendant? How about a ring whose shank can expand up to one half a size greater, so it will always be comfortable to the wearer?  Since seeing Sonia's work, I am challenged as a designer to think outside the box!  What more can I do with this piece?  How much variety will the customer receive?  What a lovely innovator.

One of her expandable rings.  Lovely!

7. JOAN BOYCE

 

Joan Boyce is a great example of everything I hopefully design in my No Shrinking Violets line.  Joan is a classic.  If you like her work now, it will still be important and hold its value years from now!  Joan also creates jewelry that is meant to be seen!  If you want to be beautiful background scenery, Joan is not the designer for you.  Step into the spotlight.  Take your place center stage!  Joan has two brick and mortar locations:  Aspen, Colorado and West Hampton Beach, New York.  She also has a fashion jewelry line and clothing and accessories line on HSN.  Love you Joanie.  You make the world more beautiful, one sparkle at at a time!

Joan's beautiful gem paved eggs!

6.  BARBARA BIXBY

 

At 16 years of age, Barbara studied at FIT, The Fashion Institute of Technology in New York City, NY. She began to study sculpture which eventually led to her passion with jewelry design.  She has many influences on her work from her travels through Europe and Asia.  Many of her pieces have several "spiritual" themes as Barbara continues her journey of personal truth and spirituality.  She is also heavily influenced by the natural world.  She makes high end couture pieces but has also reached a broader audience with her sterling silver/ gold line on QVC.  There is a peace and joy present in everything Ms. Bixby creates.

Her famous grasshopper sketch

5. CAROL BRODIE

I love Carol Brodie's personal, signature style.  Let's be honest, she is "Sex in the City" beautiful!  Beauty aside, she is also a very established personal stylist and jewelry designer.  She gained a majority of her experience from working with the iconic Mr. Harry Winston.  One of her jobs there was styling celebrity clients for red carpet, uber glamorous events.  One of her continuing passions is antique and vintage jewelry. She loves that one-of-a-kind feeling that comes from estate finds.  Her fabulous personal style and her love of antiquities is shown through her fine jewelry and accessory line on HSN.  When asked about jewelers that excite her, she named designers such as:  Cartier, Van Cleef and Arpels, and Verdura to name just a few. To me, Carol is one of those "wicked" fun girlfriends that always has time for style advice...or a Cosmo!

Year of the Snake, Anyone?

4. JUDITH RIPKA

Judith Ripka grew up in New York City.  Her education included the Parson's School of Design.  Her first job in the jewelry industry was under Dawn Mello who later became the fashion director at Bergdorf Goodman's and Gucci.  In 1977, Judith decided to break out on her own and start an 18K collection with rare gemstones.  This 36 years of experience in collection building and numerous professional accolades are evident in every piece of jewelry she designs.  Judith is class and elegance from her jeweled end caps to her milgrained edges.  She currently has an amazing biographical coffee table book, Judith Ripka. She has also created a very successful sterling silver line for QVC.

Ripkanistas love bracelets!

3.  HEIDI DAUS

Miss Heidi graduated college from Tobe Coburn School of Fashion in New York City.  She is well know from her jewelry "trunk show" collections which have been sold from well known retailers such as:  Harvey Nichols, Bloomingdales, and Harrods.  For the past several years, she has sold a high end costume and semi-precious line on HSN.  Heidi has many hobbies including gardening, dogs, travel, and fashion.  These influences may be seen in all of her work which is as colorful and friendly as she is.  One of her iconic brooches, The Dragonfly, is showcased in Madeleine Albright's book, Read My Pins: Stories from a Diplomat's Jewel Box.  On a personal note, I have collected Heidi Daus for ten years.  I love the "statement" quality of her work, and how happy it makes me to wear such lovely items.  Thanks Miss H.

 My "Big Pretty"

2.  IRIS APFEL

Iris Apfel is a work of art!  That point aside, she was educated in art history at New York University and attended art school at the University of Wisconsin in a time when many women in this country never saw the ninth grade!  At 92 years young, Apfel has an amazing resume which includes: Women's Wear Daily, interior designer for Elinor Johnson, and she has worked on design restoration projects for nine presidents at the White House (Truman, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Carter, Reagan, and Clinton).  She and her husband, Carl Apfel, launched Old World Weavers in 1950 and stayed in business through their retirement in 1992!  Iris's personal style has been the subject of several museum exhibitions including at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City.  She was also the subject of a fabulous pictorial book called, Rare Bird of Fashion:  The Irreverent Iris Apfel.  She is still busy with a clothing and accessory line on HSN. Mrs. Apfel is such an example of professionalism and dignity.  Her personal style is playful and welcoming. The more I learn about her, the more enchanted I am.   Please enjoy some of the "Rare Bird" pictures I could find:

 

1.  ANGELA KELSHEIMER

No, really!  Don't you have to be your own favorite designer?  I am in no way in this group of designers...yet.  Someday though, you stay tuned:)

No Shrinking Violets...for sure!

Zero calorie donuts:)

She Who Leaves a Trail of Glitter

Classic Coral
This picture shows two necklaces.  The thicker necklace is 30 strands of glass beads.  The second necklace is sponge coral, coral colored beads, and sterling silver.  Completing the look is an estate cameo.  This is a beautiful set for the Spring and Summer.

Mermaid's Dream

Four necklaces are pictured here.  The first is all turquoise.  The second is made from green, turquoise, and emerald green glass and is 36" long.  The next necklace is made from beautiful green and sky blue glass as well as large chunks of turquoise.  The last strand is made of turquoise, sterling silver beads, green chalcedony spacers and peridot spacers.  So lovely...so serene:)

Global Beauty

What can I say?  I love color and this shows many of them.  The first necklace is turquoise glass beads that are 36" long.  The next set of beads are estate and composed of crystal and bronze colored chains.  The next necklace is fabulous combining green agate, leather, glass, sponge coral and wood.  The final necklace is a rebead of the 1970s "hippy" wood necklaces.  I added magnesite, turquoise, sponge coral, Mojave green turquoise and wood.  It is around 28" long.

If The Shoe Fits...

This is a fun novelty necklace for the shoe lover.  It was made from a broken stretch bracelet and some fun elements I had in my beading supplies.  At the bottom of the Y is a little sterling silver shoe which of course has ruby crystals on it!  I have paired it with large acrylic beads as well as the crystal necklace from above.  Click your heels three times, Dot...this ensemble will take you any where you need to go:)

More New and Yummy

For The Pearl Girl

This selection is three different necklaces.  The first is 18" mixed grey tones of freshwater near rounds.  The second is 36" or brown tones glass pearls and crystal elements.  The third is large glass rounds and large peacock freshwater near rounds.  These combinations of genuine and glass pearls create the love child of Mr. T and Barbara Bush.  Whatever the inspiration, I love them, baby:)

Calling All Turquoise Lovers

Both of these beauties are made from Turquoise, Carnelian, and Goldstone.  To me, these are gallery chic!

Easter Parade

If you love beautiful glass beads and pastels, then this is the set for you.  All are new and estate glass beads that I have collected throughout my projects.  The glisten and shine like no other!